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TITANIC DEATH!
BILL GATES LIVES!
OPPINIONS!
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TITANIC DEATH!
On September 2, a man was found murdered in his Mason City apartment
in Iowa. An intruder had sliced the glass of his 3-story apartment
window after apparently following him home from the local Hy-Vee store
where the dead had just purchased his saved Titantic movie. The
intruder had argued with the man about buying the video from him,
according to neighbors. Neighbors had heard two voices arguing, one
sounding much like a female who was rather frantic, and the other
like their neighbor. "What followed next was a series of attacks
which sounded like a large piece of rotting wood upon something
hollow," said neighbor Georgy Fringe. After the attacks had ended, it
seems the intruder left taking only the video with them.
The deceased, Mark Fringe, was found still clutching his Titanic video
box, with his brains smashed in. His funeral is on the 5, with a
visitation on the 4, closed casket for visitors.
Weekend temperatures around
the world: (F) 10, 82, 56, 78, 102, 63, 68,
86, 15 There has been
considerable debate over a logo for the highly
proclaimed Fringe Society. Since Fringe is adopted
and his origin is unknown, the obvious appreance of
Fringe is going to be ugly in a cute sort of way.
If Fringe were the slightest bit cute, would he
gossip for a living? Perhaps having him sitting on
my shoulder makes me more understandable and
sympathtic to his looks, but in no way shape or
form shall he be called cute! Also, Fringe has the
ability to travel back into time and talk to
persons long dead. If smelling those horrid smells
does not turn ones feathers another color than that
organism should become a mortian. And if flying
through time does not ruffle ones feathers than
that one is probably not alive nor ever has been
born. Please consider these thoughts when you vote
for the logo. BILL GATES BODY REVIVED with
COMPUTERS! Breaking news:
Seattle As we reported yesterday,
Fringe informed us that Bill Gates death had caused
the stock market crash. Well fringe told me that
just yesterday, (Stock Markets went up 200+pts)
that Bill Gates was revived using technology he had
just finished building before his death. Fringe
told us "Bill says he is feeling great, and can't
wait to continue his path to complete
monopolization." The process to reviving bill was
very simple. Before Bill had died, he had hooked up
a com port between Bill and his computer,
information was slowly copied, and now Bill's brain
isreplaced with a fully capable computer chip with
all the knowledge Bill had. JM Local Volley Ball Scores This
Weekend: 15 14 12 7 2 3 5 6
Why is Music Bad written
by Andre Pinet, member oppinions expressed in this
section are not the oppinions of the Fringe
Society, we have our own darn oppinions! Have you ever noticed that every song
you hear these days sounds exactly the same as the last song you heard?
Well, that’s because they are. What bands lack these days is
originality. In the golden days of music, you could make up a song off the
top of your head, and give it any name you wish, and you would have an
instant hit, no strings attached. These days, you have to
carefully select the words for your songs, making sure they do not insult
or defame any minority groups, and then you have to check with a lawyer
to make sure your not infringing on any copyrights, and if you
don’t, the result will be a costly lawsuit. What does this have to do with
originality, you ask? Well, since almost everything these days is
copyrighted, bands look at another band, see that they’re song is
getting a lot of good publicity because of their clean lyrics, and they copy
that bands’ recipe for success. The result of this is a lot of music
that sounds the same. What was once fresh and original, is now stale
and cliché. This is not only happening in the music industry, but
also in the film industry (all those disaster movies are the same
to me) and in the software industry (hundreds of clones of a game
called Dune 2). There isn’t really a solution to this problem,
because it’s almost impossible to be original these days. But
here’s hoping that things start to look up.
NEW
LOGO CONEST!
Oppinions:
Fringe The Bird! Meet that bird who talks over your shoulder and tells you all the latest fake news!
Well? Do you know Fringe? Would you like to? Here is your chance. Fringe is a male 17 year old blue bird. Here is an interview with Fringe the Bird taken by co-cheif CEO John Mark Feilmeyer:
JohnMark: So Fringe. When was the first time you chirped gossip in someones ear?
Fringe: Well John Mark, I was actually a young little lad at 14. It was in the summer. there was a story going around that a girl named Maria had mowed over a frog. Maria was trying to keep this as a secret in the human world. But boy did it go around fast in the birdie world. I figured people needed to know this! Maria deserved discipline...
John Mark: go on.
Fringe: Anyway, there was this girl named Heide who knew maria pretty well. So I climbed up on her shoulder and wispered the news, and before I knew it, the entire human world knew.
John Mark: Wow, that certainaly is amazing.
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