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Co-chief CEO/STAFF REPORTER
My name, Heide Johanna Schneider. I was born in a small southeast asia country which is no longer in existence due to communism. Sadly, it does still exist today. My father is the jolly green giant before he was considered jolly, and my mother is a direct descendant of Pochantas. i started my school years at the age of 3 months and have been considered a child genius, even though i stepped on a drill and now have a huge hole in my foot so some people think that i am not only a genius, but christ reincarnated. Currently i am 16 years old and in the year 2000 will be running for president. I am living in awoi, and i kill chickens for a living.
Co-chief CEO/WEBMASTER
I am John Mark Feilmeyer. I actually adopted that name when I was old enough to realize that I would be made fun of for the rest of my life if I didn't get rid of my name "Jody Marie". I was born in mexico city, and grew up in the Atlanta Center for Disease Control Labratory, where they studied me most of my child life trying to figure out my unique adiction to Lysol Spray. At age 12 they came to the conclusion that my great aunt ruth has also had an addiction to Lysol and it must have been passed down through the gene pools. I reside on a tiny Island in the south pasific called Cannihaloesittosha.. I am the only inhabitant on this island, not counting the boar hogs and kamodo dragans.. My possetions inclue a cell phone, labtop, a watch, and an electricity genorator.
Ceo- Fringe Reporter
My name is Kirsten King. I led a very troubled life, starting with my abandonment at the age of 2 months. I was found by a family of muskrats and they took me in as one of their own. Unfortunately they were alcoholic muskrats and they would often beat me in a drunken rage. Other than that everything was pretty much okay until the evil zookeepers came into our burrow and captured me and my family. I was seperated from my family, they went to the rodent house, and I was in the primate house. There they realized that I was a human and dedicated their studies to me: Kir-Kir the ape woman. They educated me in sign language and taught me to use a little computer to say what I had to say. I caught on to this very quickly, and eventually learned how to speak. With my newly gained knowledge I decided to enter the job market. I joined a circus, in the sideshow. I doubled as Kir-Kir the Ape Woman, and Kir-Kir the fat ape-woman. To keep me in shape for this job they fed me all I could eat, it was a good job. I am still working with the circus earning quite a bit of money and food for myself. I used this money to buy myself a computer so that I could keep in touch with my adopted family at the zoo. I became acquainted with other humans also, and have proudly earned the position of CEO in the Fringe Society, along with keeping my steady job as a slideshow personality.
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